I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Randomize
