Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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