is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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