after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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