we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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