Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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