READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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