no, he came in my armpit
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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