i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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