she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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