OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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