I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
The power of my boobs compel you
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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