Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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