Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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