But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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