So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
false alarm. still invincible.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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