not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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