My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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