I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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