i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
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