Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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