the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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