We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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