no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
