Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Randomize