There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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