How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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