He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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