ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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