my vag is so smooth its legendary
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I woke up under a house in Key West
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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