He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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