please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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