He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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