She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
where am i from again
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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