is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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