smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
whose parrot is this?
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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