Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
false alarm, still single
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