ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I need to sanitize my soul.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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