Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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