Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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