Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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