im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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