Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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