i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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