What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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