I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
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