She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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