I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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