guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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