I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i just google imaged poop.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
Randomize
