woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
the night ended with taco bell and tears
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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