I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize