drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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