bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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