In the future we'll all be gay
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I wish i was in the wii world.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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